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PostSubject: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:38 pm

1. Esme, where did you put my leather pants?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Sun May 25, 2008 3:40 pm

2. So when is that bitch gonna pay off all her medical bills?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Tue May 27, 2008 6:52 am

Haha nice

3. I'm really a woman.

Esme: So that explains it.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:34 pm

4. soooo when do we get to eat bella
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PostSubject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:37 am

Esme: Soon dear, very soon.

5. (to some random nurse at the hospital) If you'll just follow me to my office I'll give you the best full body exam you've ever had.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say   Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:23 pm

*blink Shocked blink*

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