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 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do

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PostSubject: Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do   Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:00 pm

1. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to become the next Hugh Hefner and make Rosalie, Alice and Bella be his Playboy bunnies.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do   Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:45 pm

2. Emmett is not allowed to carry around a stick and tell all the fourth graders that he's harry potter and that Aro (voldemort) and alice (Hermionie) are having an affair.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do   Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:43 am

3. Emmett is not allowed to have an affair and when he gets caught make up the excuse that he isn't a cheater, it's just that his penis has A.D.D

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PostSubject: Re: Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do   Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:26 pm

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