no alice. i don't care if your namesake is technically his paramore. you are not alice cullen, and so you have no claim on him. i am not alice cullen either, but i claimed him first, and so he's mine by right of conquest!
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Personally, I think having math first thing in the morning should be declared unconstitutional – isn’t there something in the Bill of Rights outlawing cruel and unusual punishment? – but I wasn’t consulted about this.
--Adarius Rathburn; My Happily Ever After