Number of posts: 323 Age: 23 Location: At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor: That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast Registration date: 2008-03-31
Subject: Things Jasper Would Never Say Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:07 pm
1. (to Edward) I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Number of posts: 16 Age: 15 Location: eating annything.. maybey eating the t.v Humor: Men are like skid marks in the underpants of the human race Registration date: 2008-05-24
Subject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm
LOLZ! nice one!
Lilly: AND I HAVE YOU EMPLOYED AS A MODERATOR!!!!!
Number of posts: 323 Age: 23 Location: At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor: That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast Registration date: 2008-03-31
Subject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say Tue May 27, 2008 6:22 am
Haha good one. And thank you. Lilly, you knew what kind of things I'm capable of doing/saying before you hired me, so there.
3. *looking at tampon* Uh, Alice, where is this thing suppose to go again?
Number of posts: 323 Age: 23 Location: At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice Humor: That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast Registration date: 2008-03-31
Subject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:19 am
Number of posts: 72 Age: 15 Location: Living life on the banana boat Registration date: 2008-07-05
Subject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:36 pm
*Snorts*
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Subject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:48 pm
6. *singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah!!!
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