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Kiss of Crimson
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PostSubject: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:07 pm

1. (to Edward) I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm

LOLZ! nice one!

Lilly: AND I HAVE YOU EMPLOYED AS A MODERATOR!!!!!

2.ohhh werewolf girls taste sooooooo nice
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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Tue May 27, 2008 6:22 am

Haha good one. And thank you.
Lilly, you knew what kind of things I'm capable of doing/saying before you hired me, so there.

3. *looking at tampon* Uh, Alice, where is this thing suppose to go again?

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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:43 pm

4. so mike wanna kiss
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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:19 am

*snort*

5. Human, it's whats for dinner.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:36 pm

*Snorts*

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PostSubject: Re: Things Jasper Would Never Say   Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:48 pm

6. *singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah!!!

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